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The answer, revealed over the course of what felt like 2 and a half torturous hours, but what was in fact just 89 minutes, is: Do they have any investigative skills? It feels the right time to capture that s vibe now. A list that is trying to contain every horror film made that is not lost and is found on the…. I have a feeling they thought they were making a real kooky heroine, but she’s just annoying most of the time. Use the HTML below. What was cut from the British release of the film?

An aspiring teen detective stumbles into her first real case, when investigating the mysterious new family in her neighborhood. None of these characters are likable because none of them are fleshed out beyond two-dimensions. Torturous, and I have sat through student film screenings. A detective story with a gory twist, about a girl obsessed with investigating imagined crimes, who discovers some nasty things about her new neighbours. The script is poor and feels like a whimsical British take on The Burbs but with none of the wit or charm. When the inhabitants of a small Welsh village start disappearing, amateur sleuth Winstone suspects her new neighbours and proceeds to investigate.

The film opens with the eponymous Elfie driving her beat-up old car down a leafy Welsh Lane. And why are the village’s inhabitants steadily going rlfie All they do is:. Find showtimes, watch trailers, browse photos, track your Watchlist and rate your favorite movies and TV shows on your phone or tablet! When the village welcomes some new arrivals, the peculiarly named Gammons, Elfie’s curiosity is piqued – elfiw they all that they seem?

Yes No Report this. Like a really bad student film kind of awful, except for ninety minutes.

Witless, directionless, posturing jumble. This is like an hour and a half of that. It really is a shame that Jamie Winstone inherited some of her father’s looks but none of his talent. It feels the right time to capture that s vibe now.

Parker as Alastair Cumming Steven Mackintosh Thankfully, the villainous family is pretty fun, and there’s a fun cameo from Ray Winstone, but I’m not sure any of that is is really enough to recommend it. Released in the U. Do they have any investigative skills?

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Audible Download Audio Books. Elliot Gammon Amanda Drew I’ve already forgotten that this is a woman at least 8 years older than the character she’s supposed to be playing because everything about this scene is so real.

Harry Hopkins Claire Cage There is only a token effort at characterisation: Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Her lead performance in Elfie Hopkins is one which will define the term “wooden” for years to come.

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Edit Details Official Sites: Elfie herself is one of the most punchable characters I’ve ever encountered in a film, a fat forty-five year old middle class social worker’s idea of how to get down with the kids. When the ‘investigation’ fails to turn up any meaningful leads, the Elijah Wood character just announces that he has hacked into the computer systems of police stations in villages where the Gammons have lived.

The script is poor and feels like a whimsical British take on The Burbs but with none of the wit or charm. I have a feeling they thought they were making a real kooky heroine, but she’s just annoying most of the time. Susannah Hopkins Julian Lewis Jones What a waste of time. As it was, it was pretty much two thirds Midsomer Murders and one third ick, with nothing leading from one to another. Finally the final scenes are gory and unpleasant, and are accompanied by incredibly jarring and inappropriate violin chords.

If you love films with literally no redeeming features, then Elfie Hopkins is for you. This review may contain spoilers. None of these characters are likable because none of them are fleshed out beyond two-dimensions. Good thing Jaime roped in daddy so she doesn’t get to give the worst performance in this rubbish.

Whoever made this movie had no passion for anything, that much is obvious. Needless scenes drag on without a hint of excitement. Her days seem to be entirely comprised of bickering with the step-mother and then smoking weed with Elijah Wood look-a-like Aneurin Barnard.

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The answer, revealed over the course of what felt like 2 and a half torturous hours, but what was in fact just 89 minutes, is: All they do is: And she’s not alone, the rest of the cast are equally inept though Rupert Evens does seem to be having fun which is more than can be said for the audience.

Such an odd little film which really wynopsis to be struggling with its identity – hoopkins knowing if its comedy, mystery, horror, or nowhere between the three.

If, on the other hand, you are like me, and you enjoy written, well shot and well acted cinema then avoid like the plague. The accents used span several British regions too. An uncut ’18’ classification was available’. The detective component is undercooked whilst its descent into stock slasher territory is jarring with the off-kilter tone of the…. Dylan Parker Hpokins Evans Ray Winstone also makes a cameo appearance as a butcher who can’t decide whether he is from East London, the West country or North Yorkshire, and ends up sounding like a cross between Ronnie Kray and one of the Wurzels.

It kind of irks me, because I feel that this story could have worked. They exist only to be a part of badly written dialogue and a poorly conceived narrative. I don’t know exactly what went wrong with this one, if it was the script, or the fact that its teen star looked about thirty, or just the music, but what it comes down to is that it should have been scarier. When the inhabitants of a small Welsh village start disappearing, amateur sleuth Winstone suspects her new neighbours and synoosis to investigate.

Torturous, and I have sat through student film screenings.